Cabbage Pant Kids, Seoul

It’s a frenzy in Korea. The ubiquitous dish of fermented cabbage is in short supply due to unusual fall weather.  The Black Market Cabbage Trade is now flourishing; it is being charged for at restaurants, which normally serve it free, and the government has implemented an emergency Kimchi Bailout Program.

Now, there may be a Kimchi Crisis going on, but that is not going to stop this Alpha-Male Korean from wearing drop-crotch diaper pants. It looks like he pooped a whole thing of cabbage down there, which leads me to my next thought…

We need a worldwide bailout program on diaper pants. We could pay each kid to take their pants to a tailor to raise the crotch to a decent level.  No more cabbage pant kids!