Photo: Regretsy.com
Well, this makes sense. Especially if you’re going to rob a bank in Mexico and need your face to remain hidden while you effortlessly blend in with the locals. And your elegantly long ponytail grows out of your chestish/stomachey area.
The amount of misguided people hawking their homemade crap online is truly thrilling. This crap is also given the moniker “one of a kind”, or OOAK – it has its own acronym, which means it’s IMPORTANT. This unisex, one-size-fits-all, suitable-for-any-occasion ponchtastic eye-blindery is gracing the pages of this website to serve as a grave reminder to those of you who think that the novelty of have having done-it-yourself is an acceptable substitute for common sense and human decency. Please don’t foist your home-made yarn nightmare on the rest of the world just because Aunt Janna gave you an I Can Crochet All By Myself! book when you were 9. She’s dead now. It’s over.
Just another drop in the wisdom bucket from your friends who care at VainLane.
By the way…there are more (and – surprise! – they’re in stock).
